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I'm a faerie, from Ireland! Mostly, I hang around in my faerie raft all day eating the golden fruits from our sparkling orchards and turning mortals into drooling idiots. I'm also the president of the Changelings Commission. It's quite a lot of work, actually. Being a faerie isn't all prancing about with wings and crap. I also have to spend countless hours applying body glitter, because not being all shiny freaks out the humans when I go out to cause mischief. Which is most days, because of the whole being in charge of the changling stuff...

Seriously, I'm a spazzy sort of person. I am a security supervisor, which I enjoy. However, I have a degree in journalism. I wrote for a paper for three years. It was manic. I got canned for publishing an incorrect phone number for a bake sale. Buttholes. So, now I enjoy periodically trying to write a novel. It usually invites me to flirt with a big fat headache though. Guess I haven't found the story yet. I'm high-strung and sensitive. I fiercely defend those I love and try very hard at life. I'm basically happy. I'm single and have two cats. I'm in danger of Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome probably.

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